Things that super bug me

Thought would just put something for people to munch on till  I complete "Ever since the last post". Few people know about the the anger that  used to be my second nature quite some time back. Most people think of me as an angel, nice and docile. Blush Blush! I like it! But the angel can become a fire spitting dragon at times! ; ) Well the rage still shows off at times but it it is a minuscule fraction of what was earlier. Thanks to my fantastic Guru, I'm tamed. People used to say  (some close ones still say) that I have an acid tongue. I bet its stronger than the strongest acids on the planet  and can bore a hole right through all the 7 levels of existence of the victim. It would be completely hypocritical to say that nothing can trigger my rage (Oh Guruji, when will I reach that heavenly state? I'd kill for it! oops! )

Umm.. this happens to be my blog, my dance floor. So... its all up to me whether I Waltz dance or  do Tandava. Listed below are some "super bugger things" and the mildest retort that  can surface from my consciousness.

• Unnecessary honking, re- honking and persistently honking. 

      " Can I hold your collar and slap you?"

• Phone rings; I cant attend ( maybe because a course is on, meeting etc) and the caller keeps calling continuously. The only reason I find plausible to attend the 'N'th  phone call is to yell and drill a hole in the  Tympanic membrane, right through the brain of  the ill mannered buffoon.   

      " Please reserve pressurizing me 

         this way only for emergencies"

• People interfere.

      " Why don't you keep your dirty 
          stinking nose outta this!?"

• High conceit.  

      " Throw your weight around, 
         somewhere else. It wont take  me 
         even one full minute to deflate that 
         ATTITUDE of yours."

• Loud supersonic burps.

• Cigarette smoke. 

• Advices.
  
  " Now dats called audacity. 
     Preserve those advices till I ask 
     for them"
  
  

• Super bugger ring tones ringing at the most apt times.

• HALF TRUTHS.

• People hurling things when angry.  

• Bad breath.

• Flirts. Especially the "cheapo" ones.  

" look dude don't i look dangerous enough? Can't you sense from the way I move around that your nonsense wont be tolerated? "

   

• The very question "Where are you?"  My usual reply 

      " I won't tell you. Hire a detective if you 

         are too desperate." 

Yours sarcastically, 
Krishna. : )

P.S: Some remain as a mere conversation between two neurons in my head. I  do believe in courtesy for God's sake!!!